blaxkdreams:

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

Yass

(via youmakemewantto)

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

(Source: yodiscrepo, via noizs-nipples)

now-in-light:

i keep thinking about this post

now-in-light:

i keep thinking about this post

(via dweebscar)

capecodprep:

If I’m not engaged by 24 my entire plan is ruined and I might as well just give up. 

(via amethyst--heart)

(via searchingforhereyes)

floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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(via sailoraphrodite)

kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

(via katydidnothing)

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

(via unflirty)

(via satiricalflow)

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

(Source: corpish, via nohomodoka)

heteropoops:

found in rome, lungotevere

heteropoops:

found in rome, lungotevere

(via lesbolution)

n-a-d-h-i-e:

I like how, when Tumblr recommends you a blog on your dash, you can choose to ignore it. And it looks really polite

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But it slowly gets more agressive

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And more agressive

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And more

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Then it’s just plain rude

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And my personal favourite

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(via trufflebunnie1998)

methicals:

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

new obsession 

(via lesbian-pixie)

alcorock:

I bet you’d sound adorable moaning my name.

(via lesbian-pixie)