katfuckingkolb:

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

Fer real doe

katfuckingkolb:

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

Fer real doe

(Source: blowsive, via twoheadedcat)

(Source: hibachi-holocaust, via toughbird)

thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

image

OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

(via sirpimpmasterarthur)

shahlalalalala:

intlsugarbaby:

sugar-babe-kira:

european-sugar:

prostheticknowledge:

Creepface

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REBLOOOG

reblooogggggg!!!!!

Keep all the girls safe!
And stay safe girlies.

Reblog constantly!

Not just the girls!
Keep everyone safe!

And this is perfect!

(via whatdoyouseewill)

futurememory:

the one cat probably made for me.where are you kitty

futurememory:

the one cat probably made for me.
where are you kitty

(Source: haqpy, via methmetal)

jacobtheloofah:

My grandpa’s bathroom at his house is pretty gnarly

jacobtheloofah:

My grandpa’s bathroom at his house is pretty gnarly

(via nemesismess)

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via methmetal)

hobbitkaiju:

this is a view of a giraffe I did not think I’d ever see

(Source: lolgifs.net, via methmetal)

(via methmetal)

(Source: mcaubergine, via katydidnothing)

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

(Source: vintagethriftyprincess, via toughbird)

opraah:

you cant get in my pants unless you have these under yoursimage

(via princedestery)

hhaunters:

i was afraid this day would come…

hhaunters:

i was afraid this day would come…

(via alantutorial)

(Source: vibrateonly, via just-another-puppet)

rubycosmos:

lonahtem:

i’ve finally found an accurate image of what i’d do if i was a bird

birb must spin

rubycosmos:

lonahtem:

i’ve finally found an accurate image of what i’d do if i was a bird

birb must spin

(Source: elpoderdelocio, via toughbird)